12.01.2003


50 Titles 

1. standard corporate bathroom etiquette
2. how to get by without knowing a foreign language
3. first time jitters – advice for young first time fathers
4. how string theory applies to you
5. sinus surgery for the masses
6. medical school or law school – if you only knew how hard they are
7. dealing with police officers during traffic stops – 16-19 years old
8. the joys of a worthless liberal arts degree
9. tips and tricks in Microsoft office
10. getting by in sales with minimal effort
11. do’s and don’ts for that first job out of college
12. office dating – is the boss fair game?
13. the last stand of the jews
14. Dealing with gay upper management – how the other side works
15. ugly chicks can be friendly
16. accounting sucks and other shit classes to avoid
17. how to change your own oil and other car maintenance tips
18. plumbing 101
19. hanging Christmas lights – how much will it take to burn down your house?
20. drinking and socially acceptable nudity for men
21. 21st birthday blow outs
22. what’s that funny smell – recognizing natural gas and other hazardous household conditions
23. proper painting technique
24. credit cards are for chicks and pussies
25. zima – can you drink it and not look entirely gay
26. redneck home furnishings - what’s hot in the trailer park this spring
27. how to deal with pretentious ivy league types
28. small company blues – when the boss’s head is so far up his ass he has to roll around the office
29. big company blues – what to do when you’re caught between getting fired or getting ass pounded by your big gay VP
30. Dealing with a pregnant wife – the first, second, and third times
31. corporal punishment for offspring – when words don’t convey the exact meaning that a smack on the ass can get across
32. the lazy persons job search
33. passion is overrated
34. disappointing your parents – learning to deal with the perpetual let down
35. strip clubs – how to get yourself kicked out and not lose any teeth
36. sucking up to a rich uncle
37. bathroom breaks – how to extend your time in the office outhouse
38. lies you can tell your children without permanently scarring them
39. self pleasure – techniques for the 21st century
40. don’t flinch - staring down the brown eye and scoring
41. what’s the deal with butt plugs?
42. men and shiny things – we’re no better than large mouth bass
43. how to make fun of a chick flick and still score
44. want free drugs – hook up with a pharmaceutical rep
45. sales – the road to nowhere
46. realizing that work sucks no matter what company you work for
47. overcoming a reputation as the obnoxious drunk
48. how to not deep fry a turkey (hint: keep the grease somewhere below 800 degrees)
49. gas, propane, paint thinner and other fun combustibles
50. forget about sleep - finding the time to do it all
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